Yo, Dyson, how's it going. You're lucky you're a vacuum. I hear you got a new motor and tune-up for $200 bucks. You're lucky. It's not easy being me, you know. Kids can be dicks. These two are trying to break me so their mom will let them dissect me and steal my circuit boards. Thank god for the baby, she's the only reason I'm still in one piece. She loves me. The other two say I have a really low rating on Amazon. What the?I guess I'm lucky I didn't get recalled. But can you believe it, a misquito tried to bite me a few days ago? Do I smell human or something?
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