Thursday, June 12, 2008

Ants in My Pants: A True Story


















It happened yesterday at the Vanderbilt playground. Luckily it was already time to go when I started to experience sharp pains in my groin. I joked to my kids that we had to get going because I had ants in my pants.

Sure enough, there was an ant, a black one, which I had reduced to a pile of ant debris. Still there was one bent antenna sticking out of its head.

There were also ants in my dryer recently, but they were plastic - the Adam's pranks kind which we got at Toy Space. My daughter bought them to play tricks on her friends during a sleep over and I agreed to go along with it. But when ants come around, they go around, don't ya know.

1 comment:

Old First said...

We ended up carrying a host of aphids into our apartment.