He lost a coriander eyeball, that makes him a tuerto, which means "one eyed" in Colombia, one of the lasik capitals of the world. So with the left eye, you see with the right brain? Think about it, pirates.
I found the little red-headed baby with smoldering blue eyes, the Infant of Prague, in a box of assorted Jesus representations in front of the creepy old cathedral called St. Josephs, on Pacific St. My but a day in the rectory with a camera would yield a very interesting world, I think.